The Grand Old Duke of York

Oh, the grand old Duke of York,
He had ten thousand men,
He marched them up to the top of the hill,
And he marched them down again.

And when they were up, they were up.
And when they were down, they were down.
And when they were only halfway up,
They were neither up nor down.

He marched them to the right.
He marched them to the left.
He turned them upside down again,
Oh what a funny sight!